Poem: Banana Roadkill

BANANA ROADKILL

by Angus O'Mann, Fast Food Poet

A banana was struck

and killed last night

while crossing Windy Tor.

Police are withholding

the banana's identity

pending notification

of the next of

skin.

Nominate the best line from Stephen Colbert's WHPC Dinner

I still cannot get over the balls of Stephen Colbert, and the brilliance of his speech at the White House Press Corps. Dinner. If you haven't seen the video, view it here online. I'm not sure where the transcripts posted, but I'll add that when I've got it.

What do you think the greatest single line or lines from Colbert's presentation was (there were many!)? Nominate your favorite line or few lines in the comments, and I'll put together a top ten list in order of "greatiness."

I can't stop watching the video. It's a great moment in history, to be sure!!!!

Egg & Muffin (Part 1)

Egg & Muffin did appear
Ha'way up Snake Hill Road.
If I'd chose not to walk, nor look,
Their story'd ne'er been told.


From the "What I Saw on the Way..." series by Angus O'Mann
photo and verse copyright 2006, Angus O'Mann, Fast Food Poet